atopfourthwall:

keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:

sew-birb:

manstrans:

felixitas:

bemusedlybespectacled:

howtofuckamonster:

archdemoning:

wumblr:

randomitemdrop:

viewtifulmarkovich:

viewtifulmarkovich:

justintaco:

justintaco:

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

here’s my issue with the harkness test

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

Originally posted by frozen--roses

questioning myself after making this

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

Tumblr banned all the porn so now it’s just people talking about all the possibilities of porn.

And Steve Buscemi.

dev-the-dm:

Subclass: Path of the War Dancer

This subclass has been in the works for over a year, and it’s finally ready for posting! A war dancer barbarian focuses on physical fitness, flexibility and bolstering their allies and themselves. Entertain, bless, frighten, stun, awe, and destroy with this subclass inspired by war dancing and physical prowess.

For better, full-page high quality imagery, take a look at the Path of the War Dancer at the Homebrewery here!

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freelancedumbass:

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misterreus:

sophiexteresa:

sophiexteresa:

the-only-useful-lesbian:

sophiexteresa:

kaijuno:

kreature-ofthenight:

kaijuno:

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

Fair point

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

You forgot the T. Rex

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

@the-only-useful-lesbian

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

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corsolanite:

Its 4/20 and you know what that means

ITS CHERUBI DAY! 🍒

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jasmancer:

Doctor Who AU where the companions unionize and Donna and Martha start a YouTube channel

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atopfourthwall:

disregardcanon:

This, by the way, is why I scoff at the argument “THE SEQUEL TRILOGY WASN’T ABOUT ANYTHING!”

Yes. Yes it was - it was EXACTLY this - the return of fascism and the angry misanthropes like Kylo who enabled it and encouraged it. It’s about Neo Nazis, escaping fascist systems, and hope in the face of overwhelming despair.

It’s just it completely botches the landing because the last one stated “It’s okay, guys, we just have to keep killing Hitler until it sticks.”

rad-roach:

Can’t believe it’s been December for 25 days and I haven’t seen the reingators at all

(via chrisevansfuckbuddy)

nellachronism:

prokopetz:

The thing that messes me up about the whole “the butler did it” trope is that we literally have no idea where it comes from.

The earliest known piece of detective fiction in which the butler, in fact, did it? Published in 1930.

The earliest known article calling out “the butler did it” as an egregious cliché in detective fiction? Published in 1928.

Obviously there must have been earlier examples of detective fiction in which the butler did it, but none of them have survived to the present day, leaving us in this bizarre situation where the earliest known callout post about the trope pre-dates its earliest known actual use by a full two years.

Someone needs to write this Doctor Who episode STAT

nellachronism:

kaosken:

nellachronism:

shakespork:

shakespork:

shakespork:

it’s always “this doll is haunted and is ominously shattering the china” and never “how can I provide adequate enrichment for my haunted doll so she doesn’t destroy stuff out of boredom”

responsible haunted doll ownership means aknowledging your doll’s need for interaction and play time! make sure to give her plenty of stuff to look at with her rolling eyes and shatter-proof things to knock over.

remember that knocking picture frames off walls, inverting crosses, and leaving long and disturbing claw marks in your wallpaper is natural haunted doll behaviour and should be managed in a way which is healthy for both you and your doll!

Your Doll’s Not Evil, She’s Just Bored

So there’s this episode of GHOST ADVENTURES where they gather all the haunted murder dolls in a circle to see if they can trigger them and I was SCREAMING at the TV YOU DUMB FUCKS THROW THOSE HAUNTED MURDER DOLLS A GODDAMN TEA PARTY

I shudder to think of the type of tea that would be used for that party. 😳

Um obviously it’s imaginar-tea